Me “Whatever, YOLO.”

Connor “What’s YOLO? You only live once?”

Me “I cannot believe you just asked that. Well, I totally can. But you’re a martian.”

Connor “Is that a thing….?”

Me “I hate you. That awful Drake song?”

Connor “He’s the guy that came over here last year right?” [Wale and K’naan]

Me “This conversation is over.”

Connor “Oh no, it was definitely VCU, and it was sophomore year. I remember talking with someone from my EMT class on the bus about it!”

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Connor “But that’s the last I’d heard of him.”