Larrick “Can you imagine a drive-by in a catbus?”

Me “So agile.”

Larrick “He’d have to turn off his eyes to creep up on the corner.”

Me “Quieter than a Prius.”

Larrick “He’d probably leave the bodies on your doorstep as a present though. Might be hard to explain to the police.”

Me “Worth it.”

Larrick “There is nothing not worth it about catbus. Except the size of his litter box.”

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