July 2011
3 posts
post-game pep talk
Me “Do you think we’re going to die from the Hudson water..”
Grant “I’m not, I busted out the pumice stone. And burned my jeans. Our washer is broken.”
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Grant “I hope you didn’t think that was my first time.”
Me “Grant, we drank water in the Hudson.”
Grant “I mean, maybe you did while flailing onto me. I am not that...
providence, ri
Me “You’re an asshole.”
Jasmine “WOW. Suck it. Can I live?!”
Me “Question of my fucking life.”
Jasmine “Do I look darker?”
Me “A little? You’re wearing a white shirt though.”
Jasmine “Yeah, but I’m always wearing light shirts! Right? Right?”
Me “I don’t know.”
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Me “Like.....
hymn and her
Me “I’m trying to figure out what shape my eyes are.”
Lawrence “I hear the term almond-shaped thrown around a lot.”
Me “Cucumber. Cucumber-melon.”
Lawrence “Half pie. Sea Cucumber.”
Me “Sea cucumber?! You’re a piece of shit.”
Lawrence “From a side view, crawling on a rock. Sea cucumber on a rock.. shaped.. eyes.....
