@^#&*% bad reception

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i’m crossing fingers, and hoping life works out

i’m crossing rivers, and hoping i don’t drown

on-repeat summer jam

"What I was really hanging around for, I was trying to feel some kind of a good-by. I mean I’ve left schools and places I didn’t even know I was leaving them. I hate that. I don’t care if it’s a sad good-by or a bad good-by, but when I leave a place I like to know I’m leaving it. If you don’t, you feel even worse."

-Holden Caulfield, The Catcher in the Rye

yolol

Me “Whatever, YOLO.”

Connor “What’s YOLO? You only live once?”

Me “I cannot believe you just asked that. Well, I totally can. But you’re a martian.”

Connor “Is that a thing….?”

Me “I hate you. That awful Drake song?”

Connor “He’s the guy that came over here last year right?” [Wale and K’naan]

Me “This conversation is over.”

Connor “Oh no, it was definitely VCU, and it was sophomore year. I remember talking with someone from my EMT class on the bus about it!”

Connor “But that’s the last I’d heard of him.”

this side of paradise

Me But I think happiness stopped being a priority for me a long time ago.

Lawrence Are you staring out your window into the middle distance

Me No, my blinds are closed you shitbag. The sun does not give one fuck about my hangover.

Lawrence OOoOOOoOOOO I KNOW THE SUN MUST SET TO RISE

Me I hate you.

shalom

Me “Never shake a baby.”

Brian “Meh.”